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It's Modeled After Your Fist!

Profound At Age 5

No, not me, but this little girl is. At the coffee shop I like to write at, they have revolving art showings by local artists. The latest art on the wall includes some collage work done by grade school kids. On one of the collages, these phrases were torn out of a book (These are as they appear on the collage):

"ed Pooh.
go after honey.
to let the bees
have a green
-e only part of
you have a blue
-re only part of
the question is:

it behind,
at all; and
blue one

And, as I say.
There was
tree, so there
could smell
the honey.

"Hooray!"
"Isn't that
to you. "Wha-
"You look
you said.
"Not," said
black cloud in
"Not very
"Ah, well,

God, when I was 5, I was trying to figure out how to pimp my big wheel.

Who Wants A Baptism?

That's right ladies and gentlemen, I am now an ordained minister by the grace of our good Lord and the charitable organization of the Life Church Organization. Blessed be. I would have gotten my rabbi license, but I'm still waiting for the beta version to come out. Go with God (or whomever you choose to follow), but promise to come back. I like it when you read me.

The Beginning Of Something Awesome

This is big. Really big.

String Me A Beat

If y'all dig this, check out Black Violin here. They rock the house too.

OC Choppers Meets KitchenAid

It seems like you would have to go through some sort of initiation to use it. Like riding through Hell's Pass or a 60-second beat down.

Hooray Videos!

Yes, so through perseverance, I have finally figured out how to post video and audio to my blog. Yes, normal people may have figured it out within the first week of having a blog, but, well, I didn't. So sue me. So heads up for more posting of videos, radio commercials, and the like. Stay up.

Liquid Boy

TIW

So this is a local Atlanta stencil artist that I like a lot. Once I get a chance to post more of his work I will. Hope y'all enjoy.

Who Am I?

This was written for an exercise in a teams class under the subject "Who Am I."

Who Am I? I am a shiney, copper penny waiting for my chance to be noticed. For the person that sees my head-to-the-clouds-look-at-me mentality, take a moment, study me, and pick me up before someone else does. I don't represent fame or fortune, only the hope of bringing you one step closer to something better or the luck for something even greater. My worth doesn't rely on the coins I make, but the change I bring.

The Way We Were

It's how Donald Draper prefers his women.

Arizona Ave. Train Depot

Took these at this abandoned train depot off Arizona Ave. They're going to tear it down in order to make room for the new belt way project that is part of the ATL's attempt to make its mass transit not suck. Abandoned buildings always make for a great canvas. It's just a shame this art is going to be blown up, but not in a good way. And I apologize for some of the blurriness. It was dark and I was sans tripod.