Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Star Wars- Saul Bass Style

Ink Blows.... Into Art



This guy has a pretty sick feed. Subscribe to it and feel emasculated because he's that good.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Mic Check

Got a new Flip cam. Time to have fun. Or just antics. Let's go with antics.

To Infinity And Beyond... And then back to Oklahoma.



Some kids out at Oklahoma State University were trying out some new radiation-detector-thing-a-ma-bob. And they did. But they also attached a Pentax k10d and snapped some bangin' photos. Not bad for some Macggver style rigging.

Check out the entire slide show. It's a worthy distraction.

Friday, December 19, 2008



I think the description of the video says it best:

"Stanford artificial intelligence researchers have developed software that makes it easy to reach inside an existing video and place a photo on the wall so realistically that it looks like it was there from the beginning. The photo is not pasted on top of the existing video, but embedded in it It works for videos as well - you can play a video on a wall inside your video. The technology can cheaply do some of the tricks normally performed by expensive commercial editing systems."

Thank you Stanford.

Eagles



Oh St. Louis, you're ability to air satyrical-PBS specials, amazes is me to no end. The guys who made this weren't on drugs, yes they know it's absurd, that was done on purpose. But the general managers aired it... twice.

Well played gentlemen.

Livescribe Pulse Pen



Why not. Why the eff not. Besides the musical functions, it's pretty cool. Not sure what kind of processor and audio capabilities it has, but it seems pretty sick. The voice sounds like the Text Edit speaker from the ol'Apple computer. It slices, it dices, and it can also speak Mandarin. And if you're feeling Bach-ish, play the piano.

Not my bag, but I see its uses.

Google Geeks Go Gangsta?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Flow Charts



I just think this is hilarious.

The Final Evolution Will Be 'W?'



Or should I say the devolution of the english language. It seems like our lexicon and grasp of things in a ponderous realm are spiraling down into a throat-growling with interjections of semi-intelligible words.

But if you drop a beat on it, it make a pretty dope song.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Video Projection: Monster Scale



Here's some dope prjection work. Take that Stone Mountain Laser Show.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Logitech: New Mice, Same Logo

Why DJ Kelly And I Will Be Filthy Rich

Bang



Sometimes even the cutest things can get through to a jaded person. I love cats. This ones for you Mr. Bojangles.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Mixed Message


Mixed Message, originally uploaded by Tex Batmart.

In troubled times, there's always time for ironicies.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Gay Scientist Discovers Christian Gene



Hahahahahhahahaha

Super Mario Brothers Theme, Beer Bottle Style



Homeboy has way too much time on his hands. Or he's trying to become a D-List YouTube star. Either way, thanks guy.

There Will Be Missteps, There Will Be False Starts


But change will come.

When Chuck Norris's Eyes Get Dry, He Reaches For....


Human Exercise Innovation

They're still waiting for the Chuck Norris endorsement. Right now, it looks like they have a Ben Affleck.

Baby? More Like MC!!

Just think how dissappointed he's going to be next time he tries to make this happen.

I Don't Know Where To Begin


Read This

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

In Simpler Times.....


It would be in extreme distaste if I started rapping off women jokes. Please submit yourself.

Nocturnal Photography


Foggy Night Continued., originally uploaded by BamaWester.

Not really 100% night time, but this blogger put together a really sweet collection with photo credits. Holler at the site for more pics, http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/11/09/60-beautiful-examples-of-night-photography-2/

I Write Dead People


So this cat proposed making pencils out of dead people. Pretty cool idea. I mean definitely a way to be remembered.
I don't think it's for people who are pencil biters.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I Am A Part Of Change

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Sick.


Click on it to see the whole thing. Yowza.

Some roll for style, some roll for geek


You looked better on MySpace, originally uploaded by blmurch.

This is a sweet compilation of geeky bumper stickers that this dude compiled. If there was ever a post to let people know of my geekiness, this would be it.

Holler out to my FUBAR Squad.

Click here for more geeky goodness.

Yoink!


Consumer Reports Ratings for Light Sabers Coming Soon

Holograms on CNN



Okay, when I saw this, I just about crapped myself. I mean this is aslmost as cool as the Star Wars chess game between Chewbacca and C3-PO. I don't want to go into and explain how this all works, because I'm celebrating a brighter future, but this is so epic.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

You Can Vote However You Like



So many metaphors can be said when it comes to getting out to vote. I'm pleading to the few who read this, vote. I don't care if you go right or left, just vote.

You can't bitch if you can't vote. If you don't vote and want to complain about the leadership of the country, you can preach my foot right into your ass.

Vote.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Look Ma!


on a tightrope, originally uploaded by wildphotons.

While I admire his dedication, I'm baffled at his common sense.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Gear Heart



I don't care who you are, how dorky you are, how too cool you are to look at this stuff, fuck you and die. This is awesome. Take sixty seconds and marvel. Just think what it took to think this through. How many times they failed.

Now that's cool design.

Space Invader: Binary Code And The Street



Brotha man explains his approach to the art.

Bee Sexy



A pulled quote: "Ooooohhh, my penis got stuck in her vagina. It will remain stuck in the female like a cork, preventing any other male from mating with her."

I can't wait to see the bird version, combine the two, and show it as afterschool special. Get'em.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What To Say During Sex



God forbid anyone should ever have to use..... Click it to get the whole thing.

Before They Taught Sex Ed....

For the ladies:





For the gents:




And to think I thought masturbation was a bad thing.

Now when I think back to my sex ed, I had to go to some specialty class with 16 other unluck schmucks when I was 12. It was at Emory University and definietly sold to parents who feared the sexual freedom of the late 90s. Anyways, we had to sit through three hours of penis and vagina talk with our dads in the back. When kid had his mom there. Awwwkkwwwaaarrddd... I'm not going to lie though, when we were watching the video about insertion, yes insertion, I got a little excited. Had to do the tuck before leaving class.

I'm just glad I never met any of those kids ever again.

Vader's Theme On The Piano

Don't let the kicks and twang fool ya, I'm geek. And like many geeks, I love Star Wars. Especially more than Star Trek. This here is a dope classic piano version of Vader's Theme. Holler.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Beer Is Proof God Loves Us


Facebook Sarah Palin


Speak Up


How this artist got it up without getting caught, just ask Houdini.

Indie Beef


Ask And Ye Won't Receive


Maybe if he asked for something more ridiculous, they would have actually done what he wanted them to.

Zombies On The Playground


I remember a simpler time. When all my concerns were focused on how the best way to spend my play time before it got dark. Now it's all about defending my work against the dissenters. Along side me are my art director, account person, and creative director. Because in my future career, the onslaught will be never ending. Kind of like the unliving. They come in the form of lawyers, clients, and the dreaded wife of the CEO. She's the creepy white-haired one in the white dress.

But I'm okay with that. This is a chosen fight. And I'm going to defend my motherfuckin' playground like it's my job. Because it will be.

If more people choose to put themselves in the line of subjective fire, we'd probably have less undead. Hell, we could control them and turn them into farm animals. Anyways, I enjoy the task of fighting against the mindless drovel of most ads. That's why I like being a creative.

And by default, a zombie slayer.

Childhood Champs

Funny Pictures

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Archive



The Archive from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

Meet Paul Mawhinney. He's a collector of records. 3 million to be precise. And I'm talkin' old school vinyl. That's not including the 300,00 CD's he's also got stored in a 16,000 sq. foot climate controlled warehouse. Due to several reasons he's got to sell it. All of it. Thinking you might be interested? Hope you got 50 million plus. Good luck.

Watch the documentary. It's worth it.

The Articulate Rap Battle



Now the question becomes, would these commentators ever actually show up at an open mic.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Monday, September 1, 2008

Banksy A La New Orleans






Always, always delivers. A living icon. Someone that inspires those as feeble as this writer. Much respect.

If Bruce Willis Failed In Armageddon

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Cans Festival II - Mau Mau


The Cans Festival II - Mau Mau, originally uploaded by Alan Bee.

In the US, our cameras are equipped with "lasers."

The Best Game Ever

If you don't believe me, click on the link and try your luck. Are you a master? A blaster? The master motherfuckin' blaster? Prove it.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=32676

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Nokia Viral

I don't know what to say about this one.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Do Schools Kill Creativity?

Sir Ken Robinson on TEDTalks. Hilariously critical of the stifling of youth in the education system.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Disposable Earphones



Yup, that's right, they finally found a cheap way to make ear buds that are one time use for your listening needs. Or at least cheap enough to wear you'll buy them at the airport.

Use it then lose it. Reminds me of something vaguely familiar. Anyways, it's called Rind. could be noteworthy or a total bust. We'll have to wait and see.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

What The Future Holds


Damn good headline.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

Score Off The Field With Remi Gaillard

The Reverse Graffiti Project

Give a stencil artists a cinder block, he'll take a tunnell. Then add a dope documentary director and boom, you got a sweet piece of videography about some reverse graffiti. For more info, go here.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Radiografia Urbana

A short film made by Agency of the Urban Subconscious. This is a re-edit of the 2006 version.

US War Crimes: Reaping What You Sow

Friday, July 11, 2008

Inappropriate


Over The 'Dam, Onto Switzerland

Not a clever title, but meh. So Switzerland, known for banks and chocolates, has made a progressive step in the legalization of marijuana. And this ain't no half-steppin' like the Dutch. I mean full on legal sale, possession, and cultivation.

Go here for a little more info on why Switzerland is the new Amsterdam.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Ira Glass On Storytelling

Useful advice on creativity from a man that's been doing it for longer than my life. Don't take notes, just tune in.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

BMW Presents: Kinetic Sculptures

Bringing to you more tech and easy-listening jams than Yani on the Enterprise, the brand new BMW Museum in Munich is bad ass. With tons of BMW history (obviously), this baby is the jewel of the crown.

Using 714 suspended balls, this piece is about as soothing as calm ocean water. With a bonus of elevator music. It's really cool, but there's something that ruins the illusion after the second minute. See if you can tell. I'm sorry for stringing this along.

The Image Fulgurator



Alrighty, here's new piece of tech that is fresh off the technological boat. Invented by Julius von Bismarck, this little toy uses available tech that this Che-looking gentleman conjured up.

Using a camera, some sensors, another camera's flash, a timed-projection, and a will to freak out other people, the potentials for this bad boy are pretty awesome. If you were to apply it to advertising, maybe it's a statue with gross teeth and it's an ad for toothpaste? Lame example, but you get the idea.



For more technical specs on the Image Fulgurator, take a peek.

GI Jesus