Gear Heart

I don't care who you are, how dorky you are, how too cool you are to look at this stuff, fuck you and die. This is awesome. Take sixty seconds and marvel. Just think what it took to think this through. How many times they failed.

Now that's cool design.

Space Invader: Binary Code And The Street

Brotha man explains his approach to the art.

Bee Sexy

A pulled quote: "Ooooohhh, my penis got stuck in her vagina. It will remain stuck in the female like a cork, preventing any other male from mating with her."

I can't wait to see the bird version, combine the two, and show it as afterschool special. Get'em.

What To Say During Sex

God forbid anyone should ever have to use..... Click it to get the whole thing.

Before They Taught Sex Ed....

For the ladies:





For the gents:




And to think I thought masturbation was a bad thing.

Now when I think back to my sex ed, I had to go to some specialty class with 16 other unluck schmucks when I was 12. It was at Emory University and definietly sold to parents who feared the sexual freedom of the late 90s. Anyways, we had to sit through three hours of penis and vagina talk with our dads in the back. When kid had his mom there. Awwwkkwwwaaarrddd... I'm not going to lie though, when we were watching the video about insertion, yes insertion, I got a little excited. Had to do the tuck before leaving class.

I'm just glad I never met any of those kids ever again.

Vader's Theme On The Piano

Don't let the kicks and twang fool ya, I'm geek. And like many geeks, I love Star Wars. Especially more than Star Trek. This here is a dope classic piano version of Vader's Theme. Holler.

Watery Balls

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Beer Is Proof God Loves Us

Facebook Sarah Palin

Speak Up

How this artist got it up without getting caught, just ask Houdini.

Indie Beef

Ask And Ye Won't Receive

Maybe if he asked for something more ridiculous, they would have actually done what he wanted them to.

Zombies On The Playground

I remember a simpler time. When all my concerns were focused on how the best way to spend my play time before it got dark. Now it's all about defending my work against the dissenters. Along side me are my art director, account person, and creative director. Because in my future career, the onslaught will be never ending. Kind of like the unliving. They come in the form of lawyers, clients, and the dreaded wife of the CEO. She's the creepy white-haired one in the white dress.

But I'm okay with that. This is a chosen fight. And I'm going to defend my motherfuckin' playground like it's my job. Because it will be.

If more people choose to put themselves in the line of subjective fire, we'd probably have less undead. Hell, we could control them and turn them into farm animals. Anyways, I enjoy the task of fighting against the mindless drovel of most ads. That's why I like being a creative.

And by default, a zombie slayer.

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