Mattel Introduces Its Telekinetic Moving Game....

Take that Yoda. So this is still in the prototype stages, but that's right, they're coming out with tech enabling us, mere humans, to move shit with our minds. Well, our minds and electronic nerve stimuli. It uses biofeedback. So the best way to describe it is as a trumped-up EEG reader.

Every Star Wars fan is going to have one. Insert Padawan joke here.

And it's time like these I love being the geek. It's only going to be $90-100, so even I may try and flex my cerebral cortex. Awesome.